Top 5 weirdest things I've said lately..
5. Yes, when you get older, you will have hair there.
4. You need to have 2 bites of pizza and then you can have more broccoli. (not lying)
3. Yes, every dinosaur does poop.
2. Get your skateboard out of your cereal.
1. Hon, will you please get that grenade out of Noah's mouth.
See why I'm always craving adult conversation? I'm getting dumber by the year. (
oh, and just for the record, the grenade is a toy.)